So some idiot actually managed to bust faster than me, and I finished 518/519 when I was dealt the Kiss of Death on Hand #2.
 
LOL. 
 
 
I actually put him on exactly QJ, but given the structure of this (needing to win for it to be worthwhile) and the prestige of being the first one eliminated - WITH KK - how could I not call?
 
Oh, and FWIW... I was dealt 72o on the first hand and considered open shoving it. Now I wish I had.
 
 
PokerStars Game #19392641468: Tournament #97513073, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/08/05 - 21:00:26 (ET)
Table '97513073 60' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Bone_Daddy84 (1500 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: leafs31 (1490 in chips) 
Seat 3: viking727 (1510 in chips) 
Seat 4: Autobus (1500 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: Rogue23 (1500 in chips) 
Seat 8: high420life (1500 in chips) 
Seat 9: ElSyd (1500 in chips) 
viking727: posts small blind 10
Autobus: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [Kc Kh]
Rogue23: raises 55 to 75
high420life: folds 
ElSyd: calls 75
Bone_Daddy84: folds 
leafs31: folds 
viking727: folds 
Autobus: folds 
*** FLOP *** [Jh Qs 3c]
Rogue23: bets 145
ElSyd: calls 145
*** TURN *** [Jh Qs 3c] [7h]
Rogue23: bets 320
ElSyd: calls 320
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qs 3c 7h] [6h]
Rogue23: checks 
ElSyd: bets 960 and is all-in
Rogue23: calls 960 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ElSyd: shows [Jd Qc] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Rogue23: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
ElSyd collected 3030 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3030 | Rake 0 
Board [Jh Qs 3c 7h 6h]
Seat 1: Bone_Daddy84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: leafs31 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: viking727 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Autobus (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Rogue23 showed [Kc Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 8: high420life folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ElSyd showed [Jd Qc] and won (3030) with two pair, Queens and Jacks