Thanks for railing...

[Talking Poker]

So, I had a friend visiting here this weekend. He has poker experience but doesn't play tons or anything. I fired up my usual 6 tables of 6 max NL on Full Tilt and he railed for a while. In the short time I played, he was lucky enough to witness ALL of the following, coupled with exactly 0 suckouts by me, as you would expect. I did win one coinflip against a short stack, so I guess I should be happy.

AA ended up being my worst hand of the session, of course.

Anyway, I think it's safe to say he won't be playing online poker regularly anytime soon:


Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History by
SB: $74.80
BB: $110
HERO (UTG): $203
CO: $240.80
Button: $423.95

SB posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: A A ($3)
HERO raises to $7
CO raises to $24
Button folds
SB folds
BB folds
HERO raises to $74
CO raises to $240.8 and is all in
HERO calls $129 and is all in

Flop: 7 T J ($446.8)

Turn: 7 T J 3 ($446.8)

River: 7 T J 3 4 ($446.8)

CO shows J J
CO wins $406 with three of a kind Jacks



Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History by
HERO (SB): $200
BB: $295.65
UTG: $315.90
CO: $44.65
Button: $504

HERO posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: A Q ($3)
CO raises to $6
Button folds
HERO raises to $22
BB folds
CO raises to $44.6 and is all in
HERO calls $22.6

Flop: 2 2 T ($91.2)

Turn: 2 2 T 7 ($91.2)

River: 2 2 T 7 9 ($91.2)

CO shows A T
CO wins $89.30 with two pair Tens and Twos



Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $249.70
HERO (BB): $200
UTG: $197
MP: $96.20
CO: $138.30
Button: $22.80

SB posts Small Blind $1
HERO posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: K A ($3)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO folds
Button calls $2
SB folds
HERO raises to $9
Button raises to $22.8 and is all in
HERO calls $13.8

Flop: 4 8 4 ($46.6)

Turn: 4 8 4 J ($46.6)

River: 4 8 4 J Q ($46.6)

Button shows Q T
Button wins $44.30 with two pair Queens and Fours



Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $277.65
BB: $260.90
UTG: $300.55
HERO (MP): $251.80
CO: $197
Button: $197.05

SB posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: 9 9 ($3)
UTG folds
HERO raises to $7
CO folds
Button raises to $12
SB folds
BB folds
HERO calls $5

Flop: 2 6 8 ($27)
HERO checks
Button bets $12
HERO calls $12

Turn: 2 6 8 4 ($51)
HERO checks
Button checks

River: 2 6 8 4 7 ($51)
HERO checks
Button bets $34
HERO calls $34

Button shows 5 K
Button wins $116 with a straight Eight high



Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $203.65
BB: $210.05
UTG: $173
MP: $185.40
CO: $85.70
HERO (Button): $240

SB posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: 7 7 ($3)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO raises to $7
HERO raises to $24
SB folds
BB folds
CO raises to $75
HERO calls $51

Flop: 3 3 3 ($153)
CO bets $10.7 and is all in
HERO calls $10.7

Turn: 3 3 3 6 ($174.4)

River: 3 3 3 6 A ($174.4)

CO shows K A
CO wins $171.40 with a full house Threes full of Aces



Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $169.40
HERO (BB): $200
UTG: $202.65
MP: $219.15
CO: $174.75
Button: $173.40

SB posts Small Blind $1
HERO posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: A A ($3)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO raises to $7
Button folds
SB folds
HERO raises to $24
CO calls $17

Flop: 3 7 T ($49)
HERO bets $34
CO calls $34

Turn: 3 7 T 7 ($117)
HERO bets $117
CO calls $116.7 and is all in

River: 3 7 T 7 2 ($350.7)

CO shows T T
CO wins $347.50 with a full house Tens full of Sevens