Board Mistress likes playing the board...

[Talking Poker]

Oh, don't be so sure. I lose to horrible players all the time. It's especially frustrating. It's hard to put them on a hand when they could have any two cards and logic completely goes out the window. You have to quickly switch your game back to Level 1 thinking, and I've usually throw away a few hundred chips with a CR bluff they call with their Ace high by the time I realize how bad they are...