need to vent

stormswa · #1 12-07-07, 09:09 PM

im open to suggestions? the go crazy and call TP names route is overdone so need some other way

He might just read all this and do it but thats kinda boring to be honest, I say IP ban though.

BlibbityBlabbity · #2 12-07-07, 09:28 PM

I'll give you $5 if you don't make a post for 1 week. If you can't resist posting here, you only get a nickel. Easiest five cents you ever made.

bdawg31 · #3 12-08-07, 12:03 AM

i guess this would be an example of a hi-jacked thread

BlibbityBlabbity · #4 12-14-07, 12:48 AM

5cents shipped. GL

Talking Poker · #5 12-14-07, 12:53 AM

LOL! I forgot about this.

Get your money's worth?

BlibbityBlabbity · #6 12-14-07, 12:56 AM

Only 21 +/- hours shy of being rich he was...... we are irresistible around here.

stormswa · #7 12-14-07, 01:21 AM

and sent back!

kinda wanted the $5 so I could sent back a penny for next 500 days but oh well.

Hello stormswa,

We have transferred $0.05 from your account to 'TimeToWinTD' as per your request.

Good luck to you both.

Regards,

PokerStars Cashier

jillaj · #8 12-08-07, 10:23 AM

I would suggest scamming someone if you want to be banned. Being mentally unstable (you), doesn't get you banned. Being a compulsive liar (eejit), doesn't cut it either. The only people that get banned for good are the ones who scam people. That or you could just wise up and realize how big of a douche you are and not go where you are a running joke.

PShabi · #9 12-08-07, 03:01 PM

Prescription refill please.

Gordogg · #10 12-08-07, 03:32 PM

No refills. Much more entertaining without refills.

Talking Poker · #11 12-10-07, 12:42 AM

Good advice at the end here. It amazes me how he keeps coming back over and over and over again, when like he said, 90% of the people here don't respect him - hell, even bunny (who likes EVERYONE) busts his chops for being such a fool. I guess some people just need attention, and to them, even negative attention is better than no attention.

About eejit: he was permanently banned... but you are partially right - I don't ban people because I don't like them or because they are douchebags. I will ban people if I think they are bad for the forum (ie, scammers). While SWA is a tool, I don't think anyone here takes him seriously at all, he's never stolen from anyone here (as best I can tell), and I know for a fact that a lot of people find his mental instability amusing. I am not one of them, believe it or not, but like I said, I'm not going to just ban someone because he is stupid. I mean, it's not his fault that he has the IQ of a 9 year old.... right?

Also, LOL at this:

Invigilator · #12 12-08-07, 04:16 PM

honestly, when a peson states that 90% of the people on the forum don't respect you, then why vent here? You can't possibly expect a sympathetic ear.

New Guy · #13 12-08-07, 06:18 PM

Im in so make the # 91% What a tool!!!!

Talking Poker · #14 12-10-07, 12:54 AM

I think it's funny when people need to be banned in order to stop posting here. I mean, seriously, how little self control can someone have to NEED to be banned in order to stop going to a site and posting there??? LOL...

But, if that's what you NEED, Brian... I'll gladly honor your request. Just like last time ( and ), simply tell me how long you'd like to be banned for and I'll make it happen. We have the technology.

So... 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 6 months, or 1 year - the choice is yours. I know you're going to want to throw a fit and ask to be banned permanently (again), but I don't really feel like going through (again) when you realize you are an idiot for the 15th time and beg to come back (again).... So the permaban is off the table. You'll just have to pick whatever amount of time you think it will take for you to learn how to stop coming here all by your lonesome - max of one year.

Personally, I think you should go for the one month, because it's not often that you go a full 6 months before realizing how big of a retard you are. But that's just my opinion... you do what you need to do.

So: 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 6 months, or 1 year. Choose your poison, and once you do, please realize that I will be auto-deleting any emails you send me begging me to let you back, so choose wisely this time....

.....you fucking loser.

Talking Poker · #15 12-10-07, 01:03 AM

Reading through the old threads I linked to above, I found this gem from nearly one year ago (I guess Brian's craziest side comes out around the Holidays).

Right after banning SWA:

LOL at my own year old joke.

GTDawg · #16 12-10-07, 10:13 AM

Dude, he should just post a spam thread with links to some penis enlargement prescription drug that would increase said drug's google hit rate.

That'd get him banned faster than going through the trouble of scamming people. Winning a major tournament. Losing all the money. Scamming people again. Passing off a song as his own. Scamming people again. Then making mom jokes or some such.

hc422709 · #17 12-10-07, 07:56 PM

TP, why don't you put advertisements in the SPAM section to increase your revenue?

Talking Poker · #18 12-10-07, 11:21 PM

I do advertise stuff I believe in (Poker Tracker links at the bottom of every page, rakeback threads for Full Tilt and Cake). I don't really want to clutter the place up with ads for crap though. When I come up with a good win-win deal, I post it.