Best insult?

[bunny]

I've received a few of these "hope your mom gets cancer" insults, myself. They feel bad afterwards when I tell them my mom already had cancer and survived it.

I've also been called a porn star, stripper, b, etc... which is insulting but since I'm not any of those, I simply reply saying *I wish I could be so lucky as to have such fame and fortune, ty so much for the compliment!"... which in turn eases the insult and calms things down at the tables. (sometimes, not always). Other times they'll be drooling and asking me for my email or im address.

Although I must admit, French Canadian haters are the worse. Mostly saying they wish all French players to die a horrible death or this one person once said if a Frenchman were on fire, they wouldn't even waste their spit to save them. meh...

[Daomonk]

Once i was in a tourney and won like 5 big flips to become chip leader in 2 orbits.

The last guy said don't be surprised if your car flips over in the next few days.

monk chuckled

[Govman6767]

[Kurn]

Must've been English. I remember drinking in a pub in London in Oct 2001. We were discussing 9/11 and the history of terrorism etc. I mentioned that at least in '86 we had gone after Libya. To a man, the Englishmen in the pub stood up, raised their glasses to me and said in unison "and you bombed the French."