Prop bets anyone?

[Wes]

over/under how many accounts jjdiana86 has closed due to being a degenerate.

I'll set it at 2.5.

[Invigilator]

forums and poker/betting sites?

[Wes]

betting sites

[sjay2k]

What odds would you give that I can make a profit playing 70+% VPIP at micro stakes for 5,000 hands?? With a minimum of 5 players on the table

[Talking Poker]

Now this one sound fun. But TBH, I think that would be pretty easy to do, so I can't give you action. Just see every flop and jam when you hit.

Make it 100% VPIP, and I'll give you action. Yes, you must see every single flop, even if there art shoves in front of you.

(Now we compromise and set a line for 90%)

[Wes]

if you have to raise at least 55% of hands I'd give you 2:1 if you are playing nlhe.

[JDMcNugent7]

I am in no condition to think right now but I really want to do this. And we should bet some real $ on this, around 1k. We need to figure out something to do tho. Like best winrate after 25k hands of 1/2 HU or something.

[sjay2k]

hmmm how much would you be willing to put up for this? anyone else?

i bet my friend i could balance a spoon on my nose last night, i lost.

[Wes]

seems like you failed

[jdiana86]

LOL, it's at two right now, ill keep you updated

[sjay2k]

lol wat


Full Tilt Poker Game #8216852556: Table Bat (deep 6) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:18:11 ET - 2008/09/25
Seat 1: Evylgirl ($87.80)
Seat 2: Crash328 ($30.40)
Seat 3: MyPetTurtle ($45.65)
Seat 4: BobbyAce85 ($21.80)
Seat 5: Agent Utah ($26.10)
Seat 6: cantbluffm3 ($50)
Agent Utah posts the small blind of $0.10
cantbluffm3 posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Kc 5c]
Evylgirl folds
Crash328 calls $0.25
MyPetTurtle raises to $0.50
BobbyAce85 folds
Agent Utah folds
cantbluffm3 raises to $1.85
Crash328 calls $1.60
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle calls $1.35
*** FLOP *** [Kd 6d 6s]
cantbluffm3 has 15 seconds left to act
cantbluffm3 bets $4
Crash328 folds
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle calls $4
*** TURN *** [Kd 6d 6s] [5h]
cantbluffm3 has 15 seconds left to act
cantbluffm3 bets $10
MyPetTurtle calls $10
*** RIVER *** [Kd 6d 6s 5h] [Ks]
cantbluffm3 has 15 seconds left to act
cantbluffm3 bets $16
MyPetTurtle raises to $29.80, and is all in
cantbluffm3 calls $13.80
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MyPetTurtle shows [Kc 5c] a full house, Kings full of Sixes
cantbluffm3 mucks
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($90.25) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $93.25 | Rake $3
Board: [Kd 6d 6s 5h Ks]
Seat 1: Evylgirl didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Crash328 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: MyPetTurtle showed [Kc 5c] and won ($90.25) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes
Seat 4: BobbyAce85 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Agent Utah (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: cantbluffm3 (big blind) mucked [Ad Qh] - two pair, Kings and Sixes

[sjay2k]

Tilt chat


DidYouSeeWhy: im fkn high all the time in amsterdam
DidYouSeeWhy: the whole world comes here to smoke
DidYouSeeWhy: so fk u turtle
MyPetTurtle: AFTER YOU LIGHT YOUR BONG
MyPetTurtle: YOU SHOULD LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE

[JDMcNugent7]

not to derail, but would any1 like to bet against me that i can win 10k or more for 12 consecutive months?

at 2:1 odds?

i havent had a 10k month in awhile, u can look it up on different tracking sites if u want, but i either havent been playing or i've been sucking lately.

[sjay2k]

how much were you looking to bet?

[JDMcNugent7]

ill do whatever, what are u thinking?

[Talking Poker]

You want 2:1... ie, I lay $2000 against your $1000? (Just example numbers)

And we're talking verifiable online only profits, right? Not total "winnings" or some crazy other loophole?

I might be interested in this if you shipped your portion of the money ahead of time. After a year, if you pulled it off, I'd ship back yours plus my portion, of course.

You night be able to get a lot of action on this.

[JDMcNugent7]

Yes you're right on the numbers.

Technically I should be able to get a lot of action, and I want a lot of action, I was looking for a big challenge. I would guess the majority of online pros have never even done this. I haven't come close. If you think about it most people just have really big winning months, then some small losers. I haven't won 10k in a month in some time, let alone consecutive ones. And yes, as long as we are positive a site like tableratings.com is reliable, we could juse use that + some site that tracks tournaments, but I don't plan on playing hardly any.

I was also thinking we could lay 1:1 odds of me doing this in 6 months rather than 12, so it wouldn't be a year long bet.

Let me know what you guys think and if you want action. We should start this the 1st of October.

[MAYHEM45]

post the rest.

[sjay2k]

Apologies for poor language.



*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Kh Ac]
DidYouSeeWhy folds
lizzy25 folds
futbol426 folds
MyPetTurtle raises to $0.75
pdxhawkeynut calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [Ah 5s 7c]
MyPetTurtle bets $1.50
pdxhawkeynut raises to $3
MyPetTurtle calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [Ah 5s 7c] [Qd]
MyPetTurtle checks
pdxhawkeynut bets $7.50
MyPetTurtle calls $7.50
*** RIVER *** [Ah 5s 7c Qd] [4c]
MyPetTurtle checks
pdxhawkeynut has 15 seconds left to act
pdxhawkeynut bets $44.65, and is all in
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle has requested TIME
MyPetTurtle is sitting out
MyPetTurtle has timed out
MyPetTurtle folds


MyPetTurtle: what did you have
pdxhawkeynut: you'll see it on TV
DidYouSeeWhy: lol turtledonk got owned
MyPetTurtle: 2 pr?
MyPetTurtle: fu
DidYouSeeWhy: fu turtle
MyPetTurtle: fking retards
DidYouSeeWhy: go play with kangaroos
DidYouSeeWhy: u idoit
MyPetTurtle: i fking hate all of you

DidYouSeeWhy: i bet having a turtle as a pet gets all the girls
MyPetTurtle: i bet fk u
MyPetTurtle: die plz
DidYouSeeWhy: weak

MyPetTurtle: i hope u slip and fall in the shower
DidYouSeeWhy: now im owning the turtle
MyPetTurtle: e=ttngfdsgnfd
MyPetTurtle: FK U ALL
DidYouSeeWhy: straight up ur kangaroo a.ss

pdxhawkeynut: might try for men in your area tho
MyPetTurtle: NO IDEA WHAT U ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU FKING IDIOT
MyPetTurtle: MAYBE EAT SOME BANANAS INSTEAD U FK MONKEY
pdxhawkeynut: of course not, moron

pdxhawkeynut: gotta love the tilters
pdxhawkeynut: the leaning tower of pisa looks straight up compared to you, turtle boy
MyPetTurtle: did u see why that wasnt funny
pdxhawkeynut: did you see why YOU'RE also not funny?
DidYouSeeWhy: i think it was original mr turtle
MyPetTurtle: maybe consider jumping off ledge
MyPetTurtle: next time you try to be funny

MyPetTurtle: HEY NUT
pdxhawkeynut: yes, your highness
MyPetTurtle: FK U
MyPetTurtle: HAHAHHAHA

pdxhawkeynut: like i said, try the boys in the outback for your action, it aint me
MyPetTurtle: where do u live
pdxhawkeynut: NOT the outback......
DidYouSeeWhy: hes a boorish american
pdxhawkeynut:
MyPetTurtle: NOBODY ASKED YOU
MyPetTurtle: FK ING DUTCH LOSER
MyPetTurtle: IFI LIVED IN NEDERLANDS I WOULD DROWN MYSELF IN A RIVER

DidYouSeeWhy: im fkn high all the time in amsterdam
DidYouSeeWhy: the whole world comes here to smoke
DidYouSeeWhy: so fk u turtle
MyPetTurtle: AFTER YOU LIGHT YOUR BONG
MyPetTurtle: YOU SHOULD LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE
DidYouSeeWhy: i dont do bongs