Interesting read

[GeoffM]

Everyone on this board has me all wrong.

I think I was at my "girl" friends house, but I cannot confirm this. Also, I'll have you all know, yes I bought a 26er of Jeager on the Friday, but took me until Saturday night to polish off with my "girl" friend. Was not drunk all weekend, believe it or not. I'll also have you know that, indeed, I am trying to "wifey" this girl, and she is the one "tripping" me out.

As for the "with someones wife" comment, I dated a girl that was engaged, wore no engagement ring, and once I found out she was indeed spoken for, I cut her off. I do not endorse cheating of any kind, shape or form.

Don't hate me because I'm "beautiful".

PS: Is that enough quote-unquote for ya all?