"I called because 9s are running hot tonight." I heard that one on the local Casino Boat once. I kid you not.
"It's all luck anyway." I love playing with these guys.
"Only on this site." Please note that players say that on EVERY poker site. The "rigged" group truly believes poker sites are rigged against them, yet they continue to play/donate. Gotta love that.
"Nice catch." I like when some dork calls my preflop raise, my flop, turn and river bets, and tells ME nice catch, because he was ahead on the turn ONLY. For example, he's got 72o and I've got AKs. The flop is QT3 rainbow (so naturally he calls my bet). The turn is his miracle 2 (so he calls again with bottom pair, of course). And then I hit my Ace on the river and he starts complaining about being rivered. I looooooove those guys.
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