Most annoying phrases spoken at a table

[GeoffM]

I like sitting at any low-limit O8 table and having someone criticize my play in general. I find it quite hysterical until I tell buddy to step inside a heads-up game.

[GeoffM]

I've also heard it a lot lately, and I find it hilarious (I believe Pshabi made reference to it before):

"RiverStars"

[Zybomb]

Which reminds me of another great one

"You fish.....lets play heads up right now for $100"

"Ok set up the table"

" (nothing) "

[Talking Poker]

If I had a nickel for every time I was challenged to heads up, and I accepted, and then the other guy backpeddled, I'd have at least.... oh..... 30 cents or so.

[Defendant]

I dont know, those are good, but the most annoying one I could come up with probably has to be

"Hi, Im Brian"

Defendant

[akajeff]

LMAO. I hate people who think they know what they are saying.
Listen to these:

"Nice Catch" when I flopped trip aces and won a huge pot off him.

"Ouch" when some guy one with pair of 9's. LOL

"BB Special"- When it had nothing to do with BB special. The guy just wanted to say it.

" IM so Good" After he rivered his only 2 outs to win.

So funny sometimes do hear what people have to say!!!!!!!!

[iwinurmoney]

i hate it when people swear at the tables. its a waste of space and they can get busted for it afterwards.

[BlackCoffee]

I just hate whiners. If you lose a hand just take it like a man. I lost like 10 hands the other day on the river, finally rivered someone and 2 guys cried.

Another one is telling people they're playing badly. Isn't that the absoluety stoopiest thing you could do?

And my favorite, "Im sorry, I didnt mean to play that hand".. I could just punt them out of the casino.

BlackCoffee

[drewjax]

I have GOT to learn this game. In the little I have played, I think the 08ers arent kidding. Lots of loooose play, by bad players, bad Holdem players at that.....

[left68wing]

here's a good one that one of my friends told me in a game this weekend,
"I know you have me but I call anyways."

[SirFWALGMan]

It's a great game. I like it alot. The players are bad. However sometimes they get lucky too like last night when someone catches a 1 out SF on the river to take most of a nice stack I had built up.

[chrisash]

My favorite is : I GAVE IT TO YOU....................lol
right

[Hawt]

I can't stand it when people say...
"Give me a break"
or
When they put all their money in as an underdog, then hit the flop, and get ousted on the turn or river and start whining about "what a terrible bad beat" they had.

There was this one person who, everytime he went all in (every other hand), if he was an underdog or the favorite always said "I don't accept bad beats dealer." This was PLAY money online.

[chrisash]

lol
happens all the time

[Reel Deal]

I can't stand it when some donk that wasn't even in the hand starts giving you crap or laughing after you take a bad beat. Had some ass on Bodog pull that crap on me, which subjected him to a half hour of being verbally harassed by yours truly... I also enjoyed taking his money.