This Makes My Fu**ing Day

[2Tone]

Ahem. I missed SOME of it. But I also pointed out something screwy.

And eej, posting fake hand histories is a bizarre passtime. If you are so bored, you are welcome to come over and mow my fucking lawn.

[greenbuckets]

This is awesome. I was having a shitty day until I read this.

[Reel Deal]

...and you can do my lawn next, gonna be 93 here today better bring your sunblock and some water.

[eejit101]

pay for the airfare dude, and anytime

and glad to have cheered you guys up

[ChipFish]

If you're going to fake a hand history at least put some effort into it....

Example:



***** JetSet Poker Hand History for Game 2287050 *****
$1000 NL Hold'em - Thursday, July 14, 10:41:46 EDT 2005
Table Table 548 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 2: ChipFish ( $990.00 )
Seat 3: Stormswa ( $1000.00 )
Seat 1: Goodison1878 ( $370.00 )

ChipFish posts small blind [$10].
Stormswa posts big blind [$20].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ChipFish [ Qh 2c ]
Goodison1878 folds.
ChipFish calls [$10.00]
Stormswa checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6d, 9d, 9h ]
ChipFish checks
Stormswa checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
ChipFish checks
Stormswa checks
** Dealing River ** [ Ks ]
ChipFish bets (ALL-IN) [$970.00]
Stormswa calls [$970.00]
ChipFish shows [ Qh, 2c ] a pair of nines
Stormswa doesn't show [ 7d, 8s ] a pair of nines
ChipFish wins [$1980.00] from the main pot with a pair of nines
__________________

[Reel Deal]

^^ That might be the funniest post I've seen here!! Classic!

[eejit101]

LMAO, didnt look as authentic as mine, and if you dont remember, mine was meant to be figured out, yours has just the 1 mistake

[Zybomb]

Does anyone buy this explanation?

[synthesist]

$1000 NL (10/20) on Jetset is pretty damn funny..............

Syn

[Talking Poker]

$0 rake is SWEET!

[ChipFish]

DAMMIT!!!!

Very nice catch!

[eejit101]

read my post, i said i saw the 1 mistake, HH for cash games always have a rake at the bottom where i play