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Old 09-15-05, 04:30 PM
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If you're going to fake a hand history at least put some effort into it....

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***** JetSet Poker Hand History for Game 2287050 *****
$1000 NL Hold'em - Thursday, July 14, 10:41:46 EDT 2005
Table Table 548 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 2: ChipFish ( $990.00 )
Seat 3: Stormswa ( $1000.00 )
Seat 1: Goodison1878 ( $370.00 )

ChipFish posts small blind [$10].
Stormswa posts big blind [$20].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ChipFish [ Qh 2c ]
Goodison1878 folds.
ChipFish calls [$10.00]
Stormswa checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6d, 9d, 9h ]
ChipFish checks
Stormswa checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
ChipFish checks
Stormswa checks
** Dealing River ** [ Ks ]
ChipFish bets (ALL-IN) [$970.00]
Stormswa calls [$970.00]
ChipFish shows [ Qh, 2c ] a pair of nines
Stormswa doesn't show [ 7d, 8s ] a pair of nines
ChipFish wins [$1980.00] from the main pot with a pair of nines
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Old 09-15-05, 04:38 PM
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^^ That might be the funniest post I've seen here!! Classic!
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Old 09-15-05, 05:04 PM
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LMAO, didnt look as authentic as mine, and if you dont remember, mine was meant to be figured out, yours has just the 1 mistake
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Old 09-16-05, 12:35 AM
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Does anyone buy this explanation?
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Old 09-16-05, 12:38 AM
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Do you really think id try and con you all into reading a bad beat story i made up? I wouldnt bother changing the HH if i was, just write something down, but what i write for real is true, i need advice, that was for a laugh
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Old 09-16-05, 12:46 AM
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Old 09-16-05, 02:20 AM
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I havent got a clue either dude. But the concept was fun until some1 got it straight away. I would suggest a rematch between chump and 2tone though....
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Old 09-16-05, 03:15 AM
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LOL. No need to dig deeper.
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Old 10-16-05, 09:39 PM
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$1000 NL (10/20) on Jetset is pretty damn funny..............

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Old 10-17-05, 01:15 AM
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What does that mean? WHere did this come from ?
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Old 10-17-05, 01:26 AM
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wondering the same thing as you, nuge.

funny thread before that though. the fake hand with brian was tremendous.
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Old 09-15-05, 07:13 PM
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$0 rake is SWEET!
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Old 09-15-05, 07:25 PM
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DAMMIT!!!!

Very nice catch!
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Old 09-15-05, 08:22 PM
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read my post, i said i saw the 1 mistake, HH for cash games always have a rake at the bottom where i play
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