Why do you play poker?

[ChipFish]

Why do I play poker?

Money.
By 3-tabling $1/2 - $3-6 a retarded monkey should be able to make a tidy profit each month...
Thank goodness, I must be a retarded monkey.

[Penguinfan]

Man, I am searching all over EBAY for a retarded monkey, wouldn't you know it's the ONE thing you can't get on there.

[johnp158]

It can't JUST be that. Unless you're making a shitload. I don't know what limit you actually play, but anybody that's playing 1/2 limit all the time isn't making enough to make it worth it just for the money. I guess the goal there is to move up.