Hey you! Before you post!!!!

[nflchad]

Or if wanna get real kinky you can throw the text histories that Pshabi was talking about here (use TC Poker as the format)
which will turn this:

***** Hand History for Game 3354486569 *****
$0.50/$1 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 11, 18:48:10 EDT 2006
Table Table 80031 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: jigs15 ( $79.88 )
Seat 8: Lancer2k2 ( $22.50 )
Seat 10: Hielko007 ( $25.79 )
Seat 7: Bloo6T ( $29.23 )
Seat 6: PRT020 ( $49 )
Seat 9: hakaug ( $38 )
Seat 5: smith8185 ( $12.50 )
Seat 3: hubiedoo ( $30.75 )
Seat 4: grumpi ( $12.25 )
Seat 2: LJM4321 ( $22.50 )
Bloo6T posts small blind [$0.25].
Lancer2k2 posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Lancer2k2 [ 3s 5s ]
hakaug folds.
Hielko007 folds.
>You have options at Table 79766 (No DP) Table!.
jigs15 calls [$0.50].
LJM4321 calls [$0.50].
hubiedoo folds.
grumpi folds.
smith8185 calls [$0.50].
PRT020 folds.
>You have options at Table 79766 (No DP) Table!.
Bloo6T folds.
Lancer2k2 checks.
>You have options at Table 81239 Table!.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, 7s, 2s ]
>You have options at Table 81754 Table!.
>You have options at Table 81202 Table!.
Lancer2k2 bets [$0.50].
jigs15 calls [$0.50].
LJM4321 folds.
smith8185 raises [$1].
Lancer2k2 raises [$1].
jigs15 calls [$1].
smith8185 raises [$1].
Lancer2k2 calls [$0.50].
jigs15 calls [$0.50].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8h ]
>You have options at Table 81754 Table!.
Lancer2k2 bets [$1].
jigs15 calls [$1].
smith8185 raises [$2].
Lancer2k2 calls [$1].
jigs15 calls [$1].
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
Lancer2k2 checks.
jigs15 checks.
smith8185 checks.
Lancer2k2 shows [ 3s, 5s ] a flush, nine high.
jigs15 doesn't show [ 5c, As ] high card ace.
smith8185 doesn't show [ 9h, Ad ] a pair of nines.
Lancer2k2 wins $13.50 from the main pot with a flush, nine high.

into the much more legible:


Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3s, 5s.
2 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, 2 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 9s, 7s, 2s (4 players)
Hero bets, UTG+2 calls, MP1 folds, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+2 calls, CO caps, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls.

Turn: (8.25 BB) 8h (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+2 calls, CO raises, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls.

River: (14.25 BB) Kh (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, CO checks.

Final Pot: 14.25 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has 3s 5s (flush, nine high).
UTG+2 has 5c As (high card, ace).
CO has 9h Ad (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 14.25 BB.

[PShabi]

Very nice. We need to post this in the How Should I section!

[redbank09]

PokerStars Game #3616939860: Tournament #17676795, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/01/12 - 20:40:54 (ET)
Table '17676795 85' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: UniBomber23 (1945 in chips)
Seat 2: Lip-Cil (5685 in chips)
Seat 3: cupak (1825 in chips)
Seat 4: danimal123 (5310 in chips)
Seat 5: beck_AA (3405 in chips)
Seat 6: redbank09 (1595 in chips)
Seat 7: ninedeuce (2830 in chips)
Seat 8: iabbott (4305 in chips)
Seat 9: hueytx (2180 in chips)
ninedeuce: posts small blind 50
iabbott: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redbank09 [Qs Kc]
hueytx: folds
UniBomber23: folds
Lip-Cil: folds
cupak: calls 100
danimal123: folds
beck_AA: folds
redbank09: raises 300 to 400
ninedeuce: folds
iabbott: calls 300
cupak: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [6h 4s Qh]
iabbott: bets 100
cupak: calls 100
redbank09: raises 1095 to 1195 and is all-in
iabbott: calls 1095
cupak: calls 1095
*** TURN *** [6h 4s Qh] [8d]
iabbott: checks
cupak: checks
*** RIVER *** [6h 4s Qh 8d] [Ah]
iabbott: bets 500
cupak: calls 230 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
iabbott: shows [4h Kh] (a flush, Ace high)
cupak: shows [9h Th] (a flush, Ace high - lower cards)
iabbott collected 460 from side pot
redbank09: shows [Qs Kc] (a pair of Queens)
iabbott collected 4835 from main pot
QuickSilver is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5295 Main pot 4835. Side pot 460. | Rake 0
Board [6h 4s Qh 8d Ah]
Seat 1: UniBomber23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Lip-Cil folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: cupak showed [9h Th] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: danimal123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: beck_AA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: redbank09 (button) showed [Qs Kc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: ninedeuce (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: iabbott (big blind) showed [4h Kh] and won (5295) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 9: hueytx folded before Flop (didn't bet)

i didnt play slow at all and i get two callers on the same fuckin draw. it wasnt alot of money but it was 10 dollars
not that k q is a hand to slow play, but i raised preflop and they called with junk, then i go all in and they both call on draws.

[FatRufus]

read what pshabi wrote red he makes a lot of good points. I don't see why you would post that hear. It doesn't belong in this thread and that hand doesn't belong in the bad beat section either.

[redbank09]

ok im sorry i didnt realize that tp wasnt the admin. here you were and no if i feel like i had a bad beat im gonna post it here and if you have a problem with it pm me.

[redbank09]

btw, i thought a section like this would be to post a hand when you are pissed off and there is nothing to do about, didnt realize a bitch with 120 posts could tell me not too.

[Zybomb]

this is the section to do that, but this THREAD is not... start your own thread, and before you do read the original post in this one