Heads Up Battle Royale Part Deux!

[Talking Poker]

Attention Zybomb, BlibbityBlabbity, pshabi, JD, mayhem, Aeq, etc: You suck.

Wooohoooo - I just got myself a first round bye! Ok, I forgive you guys. But you are still a bunch of lameos.

[GTDawg]

so much for slow playing my trips on the flop

Only to watch my money go byebye to a boat on the river

[Talking Poker]

For what it's worth, I think you played the river badly. You didn't need to go broke there. when he minimum REraised you, you had to know your trips were no good.... I wouldn't have HATED a call given the size of the pot, but min reraising AGAIN and then calling his all in after that??? Yuck.

[GTDawg]

Yeah

As soon as I did it I wondered why I did it.

I just kinda spaced out and started pressing buttons

[eejit101]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Runner runner kings................

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

KK is now the "donkeys" favourite hand.

[Talking Poker]

Yeah, silly me getting my money in with the best hand.

Here's my big "suckout" vs his 12 outs (minus my redraws, like so).


PokerStars Game #4144764796: Tournament #20474799, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level II (30/60) - 2006/03/01 - 22:24:49 (ET)
Table '20474799 4' One on One Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Rogue23 (2850 in chips)
Seat 2: eeejit101 (3150 in chips)
eeejit101: posts small blind 30
Rogue23: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [Kh Ks]
eeejit101: raises 120 to 180
eeejit101 said, "ok"
Rogue23: raises 245 to 425
eeejit101: calls 245
*** FLOP *** [7d 2d 8h]
Rogue23: bets 525
eeejit101: raises 525 to 1050
Rogue23: raises 1375 to 2425 and is all-in
eeejit101 said, "too many outs"
eeejit101: calls 1375
Rogue23 said, "gg if you call"
Rogue23 said, "i'm done"
bdawg31 [observer] said, "good bye KK"
*** TURN *** [7d 2d 8h] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [7d 2d 8h Kd] [Kc]
eeejit101 said, "hang on"
eeejit101 said, "omg"
Rogue23 said, "BANG"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rogue23: shows [Kh Ks] (four of a kind, Kings)
eeejit101: shows [9d Jd] (a flush, King high)
bdawg31 [observer] said, "WHOA"
Robbie Robb [observer] said, "BOOM!"
Rookette22 [observer] said, "omg"
Rogue23 collected 5700 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5700 | Rake 0
Board [7d 2d 8h Kd Kc]
Seat 1: Rogue23 (big blind) showed [Kh Ks] and won (5700) with four of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: eeejit101 (button) (small blind) showed [9d Jd] and lost with a flush, King high

[Talking Poker]

Meanwhile, you know I lose this matchup every time. Amazingly, my KTs held off his K6o a hand or two later. That truly was amazing.

PokerStars Game #4144776820: Tournament #20474799, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level II (30/60) - 2006/03/01 - 22:25:38 (ET)
Table '20474799 4' One on One Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Rogue23 (5700 in chips)
Seat 2: eeejit101 (300 in chips)
Rogue23: posts small blind 30
eeejit101: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [Td Ts]
bdawg31 [observer] said, "you LOVE KK"
Rogue23: raises 5640 to 5700 and is all-in
eeejit101: calls 240 and is all-in
eeejit101 said, "fuyck it"
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9h 3c]
Rogue23 said, "kiss of death baby"
Rookette22 [observer] said, "that was his kk curse he must loved them now"
*** TURN *** [Qh 9h 3c] [2h]
Rogue23 said, "gg"
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9h 3c 2h] [4s]
bdawg31 [observer] said, "FOUR"
eeejit101 said, "4?"
eeejit101 said, "thanx"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
eeejit101: shows [6s 5d] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Rogue23: shows [Td Ts] (a pair of Tens)
bdawg31 [observer] said, "BANG!"
Rogue23 said, "lol"
eeejit101 collected 600 from pot
Rogue23 said, "haaaaaaahahaha"
Rookette22 [observer] said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 600 | Rake 0
Board [Qh 9h 3c 2h 4s]
Seat 1: Rogue23 (button) (small blind) showed [Td Ts] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: eeejit101 (big blind) showed [6s 5d] and won (600) with a straight, Deuce to Six

[sjay2k]

I'm done

Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Td As]
MyPetTurtle: raises 200 to 300
kmb4: raises 2950 to 3250 and is all-in
MyPetTurtle: calls 2450 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qs 9d 4h]
*** TURN *** [Qs 9d 4h] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 9d 4h 6h] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kmb4: shows [Ad 6c] (a pair of Sixes)
MyPetTurtle: shows [Td As] (high card Ace)

[Aequitas58]

Wednesday nights I'm in a pool league.

[MAYHEM45]

Wednesday nights is 6 dollar pitcher night. I had a couple two tree of em last nite.

[redbank09]

wow 6 dollars is a special, try 2 dollar pitcher night, now thats a special.

[MAYHEM45]

6 dollars canadian. Thursdays is 5 dollars at a different bar. It's a wonder I'm still alive.

[redbank09]

whats the exchange rate from canadian to US. i forgot you were from canada.

[bunny]

$1.00 ca = .88 us

[PShabi]

Forget that weak-ass shit. The bar is no longer there, but TA TOM's, on the beautiful red-brick campus of Purdue University used to have "Penny Beer Night."

Yep, $3 cover, 16 oz drafts for a penny each. You actually had to put a penny down on the bar to get the drink!

10 cent pitchers.

Oh yeah, and before someone starts to get wise. I've been out of college for less than 5 years. So, no, I didn't have to backpack 6 miles to the bar, barefoot, in a blizzard, with my dick in my hand.

[Robbie Robb]

Dude, I hope you're happy. That just made me bust out laughing. And see, laughing hurts like hell right now cuz of my ear infection (which has now seemingly spread to my lower jaw - well, at least the pain has!)