Usual nonsense

[Akverno]

WTF? Why oh why can't I win a crucial hand?

PokerStars Game #5051508763: Tournament #25366048, $1.50+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/05/25 - 20:20:37 (ET)
Table '25366048 2' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: akverno2 (1065 in chips)
Seat 2: Irishgirl63 (860 in chips)
Seat 3: wildcat1963 (1650 in chips)
Seat 5: denis1956 (9550 in chips)
Seat 7: snappaheed (13875 in chips)
akverno2: posts the ante 25
Irishgirl63: posts the ante 25
wildcat1963: posts the ante 25
denis1956: posts the ante 25
snappaheed: posts the ante 25
snappaheed: posts small blind 200
akverno2: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to akverno2 [Qh 5d]
Irishgirl63: folds
wildcat1963: folds
denis1956: calls 400
snappaheed: folds
akverno2: checks
*** FLOP *** [8c 8s Qd]
akverno2: bets 640 and is all-in
denis1956: calls 640
*** TURN *** [8c 8s Qd] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [8c 8s Qd Ah] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
akverno2: shows [Qh 5d] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
denis1956: shows [7h As] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
denis1956 collected 2405 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2405 | Rake 0
Board [8c 8s Qd Ah Kd]
Seat 1: akverno2 (big blind) showed [Qh 5d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 2: Irishgirl63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: wildcat1963 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: denis1956 (button) showed [7h As] and won (2405) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 7: snappaheed (small blind) folded before Flop

edit: my original first line was quite insensetive, and I felt bad for it so I changed it.