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06-09-06, 02:32 PM
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This is why you should always have the max. Youd be at 200$ if you had bought in for the max
PokerStars Game #5201290074: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/06/09 - 14:29:42 (ET) Table 'Semele II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: LarryRDicker ($30 in chips) Seat 2: dumbass_dug ($97 in chips) Seat 3: TheLaterDays ($43.80 in chips) Seat 4: curielche ($100.20 in chips) Seat 5: Stu_Hunger ($81.50 in chips) Seat 6: polynesia ($50.15 in chips) polynesia said, "idiot later" TheLaterDays: posts small blind $0.50 curielche: posts big blind $1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Stu_Hunger: folds polynesia: folds LarryRDicker: folds polynesia said, "flush you lose" dumbass_dug: raises $2 to $3 curielche said, "i know" TheLaterDays: calls $2.50 curielche: calls $2 *** FLOP *** [5d Kd 7d] polynesia said, "with me" TheLaterDays said, "thanks you had a winner if im not mistaken" TheLaterDays: checks curielche: bets $1 dumbass_dug: folds TheLaterDays: raises $39.80 to $40.80 and is all-in TheLaterDays said, "fold" TheLaterDays said, "ty" polynesia said, "good for vcurie" curielche: calls $39.80 *** TURN *** [5d Kd 7d] [Tc] *** RIVER *** [5d Kd 7d Tc] [As] TheLaterDays said, "HAHAHAHAHA" *** SHOW DOWN *** TheLaterDays: shows [Td 4d] (a flush, King high) curielche: mucks hand TheLaterDays said, "TY FISHHHHH" curielche leaves the table TheLaterDays collected $87.60 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $90.60 | Rake $3 Board [5d Kd 7d Tc As] Seat 1: LarryRDicker folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: dumbass_dug (button) folded on the Flop Seat 3: TheLaterDays (small blind) showed [Td 4d] and won ($87.60) with a flush, King high Seat 4: curielche (big blind) mucked Seat 5: Stu_Hunger folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: polynesia folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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06-09-06, 02:41 PM
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its not hi pot meet kettle, it's supposed to be
Hi pot, Im kettle, you're black
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06-09-06, 03:53 PM
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No, the version I made up is EXACTLY: "Hi pot, meet kettle." I've also used slight variations of that such as the more complex, "Hello pot, I'd like to introduce you to kettle" and the simplified, "Pot, meet kettle."
bdawg can verify. I've been using that line for years. |
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06-09-06, 03:55 PM
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This thread is tempting me to add TLD to my buddy list and go find him right now.
I'm not even kidding. |
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06-09-06, 04:42 PM
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I first heard in used during an episode of Friends... a WHILE ago.
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06-09-06, 05:00 PM
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And the writers stole it from TP - come on Aeq, you should know this!
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06-09-06, 08:37 PM
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It's true. I also coined (this one goes WAY back) "I made a funny." The first place I saw that ripped off from me was in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, circa 1990.
Now...........contrary to popular belief, I did not invent the internet. I simply perfected it. |
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