What do you have? Nothing?

[Jackass_man]

Theres an annoying Chinese guy who is a regular fixture at the 5\10 game at the local casino he plays like a maniac and is always chasing straights and flushes. He is horrible for announcing his hands, you have to bring a Chewy(his name) dictionary with you to understand what he has it goes like this.

No pair = either a straight or a flush or absolutely nothing

Two and a half pair= The worst he has a Full house
Three pair= Also a full house

Various curses in chinese= He missed his hand and folds with disgust on the river.