Bill Frist

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Insider trading......nice. Clearly from a reputable news source, but interesting nontheless!

This just in....Bill Frist, reeling from his success passing his legislation of internet gambling, has decided to wage war on the porn industry. "It is clearly a major factor in the blindness epidemic among young males worldwide," said Frist in a statement yesterday. He plans to introduce legislation to block all online payments to barnyard animal sex sites by the end of the month with a full ban on golden showers as well as male on male sex and lesbianism (because porn should be between a man and a woman) .

Surprisingly, this legislation is facing STRONG opposition from members of the house and senate on both side of the aisle. One aid was quoted as saying "if this news is true, let's just say there are going to be a lot more seeing eye dogs in use at the capitol building in the coming years."