One Month...

[Talking Poker]

Last night marked the one month anniversary of the beginning of me running "LOL bad." For those not in the know about the phrase I just coined, "LOL bad" is so bad, you can only laugh.

To commemorate the occasion, please enjoy the following HHs. Note that these are all against the same guy, and one match after another after another.

To be fair, I did win the last two (after these - which were all losses) when he somehow didn't hit his miracles.


1 - Didn't save the HH, but lost an AKs vs JJ flip (no surprise there).


2 - Like AA > 63. Sure it is:

Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $200 + 10 Heads Up Sit & Go (47884657), $10/$20 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by
BB: T$1340
HERO (Button): T$1660

HERO postsBB posts Big Blind T$20

Pre-flop: A A (T$20)
HERO raises to T$60
BB raises to T$180
HERO calls T$120

Flop: Q J Q ($360)
BB bets T$360
HERO raises to T$1170
BB calls T$800 and is all in

Turn: Q J Q 2 (T$2690)

River: Q J Q 2 K (T$2690)
HERO
BB shows 3 6
BB wins T$2680 with a flush Queen high


3 - Like AA > 42o when he gets it in as a is 21:1 dog. Sure it is.

Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $200 + 10 Heads Up Sit & Go (47885272), $15/$30 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by
HERO (BB): T$1860
Button: T$1140

Button postsHERO posts Big Blind T$30

Pre-flop: A A (T$45)
Button calls T$15
HERO raises to T$90
Button calls T$60

Flop: 2 8 9 ($180)
HERO bets T$150
Button calls T$150

Turn: 2 8 9 8 (T$480)
HERO checks
Button bets T$900 and is all in
HERO calls T$900

River: 2 8 9 8 2 (T$2280)

Button shows 4 2
Button wins T$2280 with a full house Twos full of Eights


4 - Like a flopped top 2 is gonna be good when he's got 2 outs. Did I learn nothing from #3? Funny thing is, I honestly thought he had a 2 (monsters in the closet), but knew he'd stack off drawing to 0-3 outs, so I pushed the turn anyway. Whatever.

Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $200 + 10 Heads Up Sit & Go (47885272), $20/$40 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by
BB: T$2220
HERO (Button): T$780

HERO postsBB posts Big Blind T$40

Pre-flop: A 8 (T$40)
HERO raises to T$120
BB calls T$80

Flop: A 2 8 ($240)
BB checks
HERO bets T$140
BB calls T$140

Turn: A 2 8 2 (T$520)
BB checks
HERO bets T$520 and is all in
BB calls T$520

River: A 2 8 2 Q (T$1560)
HERO
BB shows 3 2
BB wins T$1560 with three of a kind Twos


5 - Like KK is ever fucking good. Ever:

Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $200 + 10 Heads Up Sit & Go (47886474), $10/$20 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by
HERO (BB): T$1230
Button: T$1770

Button postsHERO posts Big Blind T$20

Pre-flop: K K (T$20)
Button raises to T$60
HERO raises to T$180
Button raises to T$1770 and is all in
HERO calls T$1050 and is all in

Flop: 2 6 7 ($3000)

Turn: 2 6 7 J (T$3000)

River: 2 6 7 J J (T$3000)
HERO
Button shows 6 6
Button wins T$2460 with a full house Sixes full of Jacks


6 - Like when I actually get it in badly with one overcard against a pair and spike my Ace, which I swear to you happens to me < 20% as often as my opponents manage to do it (selective memory, I'm sure), like spiking that Ace means shit and like I'm not still drawing to runners anyway. So glad to "use" that spiked Ace here and now, when it really means something:

Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $200 + 10 Heads Up Sit & Go (47887901), $15/$30 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by
HERO (BB): T$2490
Button: T$510

Button postsHERO posts Big Blind T$30

Pre-flop: J A (T$45)
Button calls T$15
HERO raises to T$90
Button raises to T$510 and is all in
HERO calls T$420

Flop: 7 Q A ($1035)

Turn: 7 Q A 9 (T$1035)

River: 7 Q A 9 K (T$1035)

Button shows Q Q
Button wins T$1020 with three of a kind Queens