3 Stupid Hands in 11 Minutes

[sjay2k]

Let's see, we have 2nd nuts vs nuts with our opponent check-calling on the river, a spastic committing himself preflop with JT76 and a standard NL 2-outter.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2478883652: Table Pert (heads up) - $3/$6 - Pot Limit Omaha - 19:27:25 ET - 2007/05/21
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($641)
Seat 2: cardhouser ($680.40)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $3
cardhouser posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [7c 8c Ah Ac]
MyPetTurtle raises to $18
cardhouser calls $12
*** FLOP *** [9d 7s 9c]
cardhouser checks
MyPetTurtle bets $18
cardhouser calls $18
*** TURN *** [9d 7s 9c] [9h]
cardhouser checks
MyPetTurtle bets $40
cardhouser calls $40
*** RIVER *** [9d 7s 9c 9h] [2c]
cardhouser checks
MyPetTurtle bets $120
cardhouser calls $120
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MyPetTurtle shows [7c 8c Ah Ac] (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
cardhouser shows [9s 8s Th Kc] (four of a kind, Nines)
cardhouser wins the pot ($391.50) with four of a kind, Nines
MyPetTurtle: nh




Full Tilt Poker Game #2478804063: Table Brat (heads up) - $3/$6 - Pot Limit Omaha - 19:16:36 ET - 2007/05/21
Seat 1: talv ($605.50)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($1,875)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $3
talv posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [7s Ad Ac 2h]
MyPetTurtle raises to $18
talv raises to $54
MyPetTurtle raises to $162
talv calls $108
*** FLOP *** [Jd 3c 7d]
talv checks
MyPetTurtle bets $324
talv raises to $443.50, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $119.50
talv shows [Td 6s Jh 7h]
MyPetTurtle shows [7s Ad Ac 2h]
*** TURN *** [Jd 3c 7d] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3c 7d 7c] [Tc]
talv shows a full house, Sevens full of Jacks
MyPetTurtle shows three of a kind, Sevens
talv wins the pot ($1,210.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Jacks



Full Tilt Poker Game #2478862704: Table Hollow Pine - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:24:36 ET - 2007/05/21
Seat 1: dankworth10 ($213.40)
Seat 2: Phallusy ($403.60)
Seat 3: MyPetTurtle ($417.30)
Seat 4: PkrSnk ($408.90)
Seat 5: boykee ($433)
Seat 6: mcw23 ($100.40)
Seat 7: pocketdeuces1 ($237)
Seat 8: gr00vyd0 ($388.80)
Seat 9: Aces_Busted ($37.30)
dankworth10 posts the small blind of $2
Phallusy posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [5h 5d]
MyPetTurtle raises to $14
PkrSnk raises to $24
boykee folds
mcw23 folds
pocketdeuces1 folds
gr00vyd0 folds
Aces_Busted folds
dankworth10 folds
Phallusy folds
MyPetTurtle calls $10
*** FLOP *** [Jd Kh 5c]
MyPetTurtle checks
PkrSnk bets $54
MyPetTurtle raises to $125
PkrSnk has 15 seconds left to act
PkrSnk raises to $384.90, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $259.90
PkrSnk shows [Ad Ac]
MyPetTurtle shows [5h 5d]
*** TURN *** [Jd Kh 5c] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Kh 5c 6s] [As]
PkrSnk shows three of a kind, Aces
MyPetTurtle shows three of a kind, Fives
PkrSnk wins the pot ($820.80) with three of a kind, Aces
MyPetTurtle: aebkj;gtrksj;lbnfklbmfbdfs
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $823.80 | Rake $3

[Ando05]

dam, speechless, but thats poker

[Invigilator]

ow. That's painful.

[Talking Poker]

I'm no Omaha expert, but I'm guessing CALLING with the nuts is still not advised, yes?

W T F ? ? ?

[sjay2k]

and just then.... WOW



Full Tilt Poker Game #2480648656: Table Gull (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:00:44 ET - 2007/05/21
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($657.50)
Seat 2: ANGELALLIN ($449.65)
ANGELALLIN posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [7s 5c]
ANGELALLIN calls $2
MyPetTurtle checks
*** FLOP *** [3d 6c 4s]
MyPetTurtle bets $12
ANGELALLIN calls $12
*** TURN *** [3d 6c 4s] [Tc]
MyPetTurtle bets $32
ANGELALLIN calls $32
*** RIVER *** [3d 6c 4s Tc] [5h]
MyPetTurtle bets $96
ANGELALLIN calls $96
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MyPetTurtle shows [7s 5c] (a straight, Seven high)
ANGELALLIN shows [8s 7d] (a straight, Eight high)
ANGELALLIN wins the pot ($287.50) with a straight, Eight high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $288 | Rake $0.50
Board: [3d 6c 4s Tc 5h]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [7s 5c] and lost with a straight, Seven high
Seat 2: ANGELALLIN (small blind) showed [8s 7d] and won ($287.50) with a straight, Eight high

[Ando05]

wtf. wow

[Talking Poker]

What in the hell is going on here? I's expect to see this maybe once every 50,000 hands.

[Reel Deal]

LOL... you mean this doesn't happen to some of you on a regular basis?